Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Notes from a Sickbed


  • Glee suffers from several terminal cases of "singing face."
  • There IS such a thing as a cough-sneeze and it hurts like the dickens.
  • All the characters on Mad Men speak very quietly.
  • If you watch Mad Men before taking a sweaty, cough-filled nap, you will most likely have a disturbing 1960s-themed dream.
  • Why does Pete always say ridiculous things that take away his credibility? Things like, "Oh, I don't have a dog; I was going to get one for the office," and other things I can't remember because I was cough-sneezing at the time? Why, Pete? Also, your tennis shorts are hilarious.
  • If you face away from the air conditioner during a nap, you will wake up with a hot face imprinted with pillow wrinkles.
  • 1960s nightgowns were so much dressier than modern night shirts. 
  • Nothing I eat or drink makes the cough-sneezing stop. Blergh.

2 comments:

Life of a Doctor's Wife said...

Oh ugh!!! This sounds like no fun! No fun at all! I hope you feel better soon.

Slauditory said...

Thanks! I went to work today and everyone was like, "Are you okay? Shouldn't you go home?" Apparently, I sound like I'm going to die. I'm cool, though. I cannot wait for this cough to go away.