Being single (being able to sit around my apartment in a psychedelic housecoat while playing Words With Friends, being able to take up the whole bed all the time always, being able to narrate my own personal cooking show--possible title: Gone Roastin'--being able to change my plans at the jingle of a car key) is the best. I should give up dating altogether...but I won't because dating stories are hilarious.
It's true.
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